I have the hiccups. I'm trying to think of any books I've read where a character got hiccups and can't think of one. I wonder how I hic would write it hic if I did. There doesn't hic seem to be a good hic way of describing the hic violence hic of the spasms hic that are currently undermining my grip hic on the world. I hic should not have hic bolted my hic food.
God, hic and I haven't even had hic a drink. Hic.
Back hic tomorrow. This hic is beginning to look like a hic telegram. Stop.